Run 400 Fidenza Level

WAGMI HEALTH WTF

Mint NFTs and eternal glory for demonstrating fitness and health. Earn, trade, buy, and sell NFT awards to get a complete set and mint a boss slay NFT for the highest level you can. Then flex your dominance.

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Fidenza Level Standards (2024)
EventOnly X Chromosomes StandardHave Y Chromosome Standard
Row 2kless than 8 minutesless than 7 minutes
Pullups7 strictish15 strictish
Run 400mUnder 70 secondsUnder 60 seconds
SquatBodyweight for 3 reps1 1/2 bodyweight for 3 reps
Deadlift1.75 x bodyweight for 3 reps2.25 x bodyweight for 3 reps
Bench Press5/6 x bodyweight for 3 reps1 1/4 bodyweight for 3 reps
LDL LDL-C lower than 60 (or reduction of 30) LDL-C lower than 60 (or reduction of 30)
HbA1cHbA1c under 5.5HbA1c under 5.5
hsCRPhs-CRP below 1hs-CRP below 1
ALTALT below 26ALT below 26
Level 3 Standards (2024)
EventOnly X Chromosomes StandardHave Y Chromosome Standard
Row 2kless than 9 minutesless than 8 minutes
Pullups4 strictish8 strictish
Run 400m70 seconds to 90 seconds60 seconds to 75 seconds
Squat2/3 x bodyweight for 3 repsBodyweight for 3 reps
Deadlift1.75 x bodyweight for 3 reps2 x bodyweight for 3 reps
Bench Press2/3 x bodyweight for 3 repsBodyweight for 3 reps
LDL LDL-C lower than 60 (or reduction of 30) LDL-C lower than 60 (or reduction of 30)
HbA1cHbA1c under 5.5HbA1c under 5.5
hsCRPhs-CRP below 1hs-CRP below 1
ALTALT below 26ALT below 26
Level 2 Standards (2024)
EventOnly X Chromosomes StandardHave Y Chromosome Standard
Row 2kless than 10 minutesless than 9 minutes
Pullups1 strictish2 strictish
Run 400m91 seconds to 200 seconds76 seconds to 180 seconds
Squat1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps2/3 x bodyweight for 3 reps
DeadliftBodyweight for 3 reps1 1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps
Bench Press1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps3/4 x bodyweight for 3 reps
LDL LDL-C between 60 and 99 (or reduction of 20) LDL-C between 60 and 99 (or reduction of 20)
HbA1cHbA1c between 5.5 and 6.0HbA1c between 5.5 and 6.0
hsCRPhs-CRP between 1 and 2.9hs-CRP between 1 and 2.9
ALTALT between 26 and 30ALT between 26 and 30
Level 1 Standards (2024)
EventOnly X Chromosomes StandardHave Y Chromosome Standard
Row 2kless than 12 minutesless than 11 minutes
Pullupshang for 10 secondshang for 20 seconds
Run 400m201 seconds to 300 seconds181 seconds to 240 seconds
Squat1/3 x bodyweight for 3 reps1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps
Deadlift1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps2/3 x bodyweight for 3 reps
Bench Press1/3 x bodyweight for 3 reps1/2 x bodyweight for 3 reps
LDL LDL-C between 100 and 130 (or reduction of 10) LDL-C between 100 and 130 (or reduction of 10)
HbA1cHbA1c between 6.1 and 6.5HbA1c between 6.1 and 6.5
hsCRPhs-CRP between 3 and 5hs-CRP between 3 and 5
ALTALT between 31 and 40ALT between 31 and 40

STEP 1: Navigate somewhere else unless you are actually ready to ATH your health.

There are no VCs, no whitelists, no airdrops, no pre-sales. Real ones wanted for hazardous journey, no wages, bitter hard work, long months of little progress, constant struggle, victory doubtful, honour, recognition, and elite health and fitness in case of success.

STEP 2: If this is your first time using WagmiHealth, associate a Web3 wallet address with a World ID.

Click on the Start Here button above to go to the setup page. After you do this once, you can just connect in the upper right hand corner from then on. Your World ID will be associated with the address you use during setup. Then you are ready to submit your wins!

STEP 3: Submit your wins!

Go ahead and click on the VictorMeme links at the top of the page and see what is available to do. There are physical feats of greatness as well as lab values to show you what your inner biology looks like. You can submit your wins in two ways.

First, you can have your medical professional who you trust and who has an NPI (national provider indentifier) sign in in the validator area and vouch for your wins. Once they sign in, they will be validated by us as a medical professional. Once they are validated they will have access to attest to your wins. You will give them your wallet address and they will use this to submit on your behalf.

Or, you can submit your wins yourself. Go to the Submit Wins! tab at the top menu and upload a video of you completing the physical feat of greatness or upload a pdf showing your lab wins. Your submissions will be validated by a medical professional bound by HIPAA to maintain the privacy of your submitted data.

Any data uploaded will be deleted at the end of the year. This literally starts anew each calendar year. We save none of your data/videos/documents year to year. Database is deleted. Also, we share nothing with any third parties. This is for you and your health. Your wins live on in the NFTs you mint and in your pride in achieving them.

STEP 4: Mint your VictorMeme

Once your validator has approved you, you can mint your VictorMeme! Make sure you are signed in with the address you used to report your victories and go to either the MatterVerse or BioVerse VictorMeme page, depending on what you submitted, and you should see highlighted the VictorMemes you are approved to mint. These are ERC-1155 tokens and you get 3 per mint. You get an art piece, a ribbon to keep in your wallet for longer-term use, and a WAGMI Health Token.

STEP 5: Flex

Post your NFT wins whereever you want; go on and show CT you dominate both web3 and your physical existence on this tiny rock hurtling through space and time.

STEP 6: Trade In or HODL

If you complete every challenge here, you will be able to trade your NFTs in for a Final Boss Slay NFT award. This will be based on the lowest level of VictorMeme you trade in. For example, if you have at least level 3s in all VictorMeme categories, you will be allowed to mint the level 3 category NFTs. It may not happen, but if anyone gets all Fidenza level Matterverse VictorMemes and level 3 MatterVerse Victormemes, they will be able to mint a Fidenza level NFT award. The Final Boss Slay NFT awards CAN be purchased. But, they will be expensive. Fidenza level NFTs are 200 ETH, Level 3s are 100 ETH, Level 2s are 50 ETH, and Level 1s are 25 ETH. All ETH from purchases will be split among those who have minted that level of Final Boss Slay NFT and sent out at the end of the year when the contracts self destruct and are sand mandalas swept into water. Gonna do this every year.

Seriously, WTF

Make being fit and healthy great again! It is actually way more fun to be able to do all the things you want to do without restriction and to have a bunch of excess capacity for doing awesome things. Alternative is weak AF and when something unexpected happens, you be rekt. Do not let that happen. Level up. Have a lot of cool ideas of where to take this and for fun incentives, but honestly the reward has already been obtained before you mint. So, go GET IT!

Roadmap is this. 2024: Try it out. 2025: onboard coaches, more validators, expand options for VictorMemes, onboard artists.

Principles: keep minting cheap, incentives available for anyone who participates/tries, increase value to those who do this year after year, reward those who are already crushing it and those who are making improvements, reward artists, validators, coaches, make it as wagmi as possible. Have fun!

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Disclaimer

This website is for general entertainment purposes only and does not constitute the practice of medicine, nursing or other professional health care services, including the giving of medical advice, and no doctor/patient relationship is formed. The use of information on this website or materials linked from this website is at the user’s own risk. The content of this website is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Users should not disregard, or delay in obtaining, medical advice for any medical condition they may have, and should seek the assistance of their health care professionals for any such conditions.

While the contract here is pretty straightforward, use this site at your own risk. You will connect your wallet and sign in with Ethereum, but other than that we will not ask you to grant any approvals other than when you go to mint your VictorMemes. Be wary about anything else and report anything you find odd or sus. When available, CoinBase SmartWallet will be integrated. Until then, avoid using wallets where you store your Bored Apes, etc. Stay safe out there.